(chai tea princess)

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(via bubblegumdragonseatdorks)

liouis:

puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep

(Source: spankingkink, via mrs--brightsid3)

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via im-insan3)

takemetoalice:

noro-daisy:

empire-empire:

okay the person i reblogged this from had what I’m about to say perfectly in the tags. this is so far out of context, its not about romanticizing suicide or a cliche or relatable quote or supposed to be that way. the song is literally about a boy who killed someone in a hit and run and felt so much guilt about it that he killed himself, and he said this quote above on a phone call to someone he knew. that song is based on a true fucking story, stop romanticizing it.

tHANK YOU

thaNK YOU X5

there’s this really nice guy that i used to be friends with that keeps facebooking me, insisting that i see him because we havent spoken in ages. he used to like me and he’s so lovely I’d be more than up for meeting him, just after the dream i had last night i really can’t think about meeting him without feeling sick. i keep ignoring his Facebook messages and i feel so bad but i have no idea what to do or say? “Yeah sorry i can’t see you today, or any other day for that matter because im actually a fucking psycho and my head is convincing me i have a phobia of men sorry thanks for understanding goodbye now.”
fucks sake this is horrible. i just want these dreams to stop because its just scary, and i keep waking up in cold sweats and tears. fuck this my brain needs to sort itself out.

Someone: Do you have any hobbies?
Me: Drugs

lubricates:

when a hot person says they are tired of being single

image

(Source: lubricates, via darling-youllbeokay)

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via drownedhearts)

healingx:

If I tell you I miss you its a huge fucking thing don’t overlook that shit it took a lot to even say it.

(via darling-youllbeokay)

funkies:

wanna take naps naked with you

(via eugenesmullet)

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

(Source: fingerblaster113, via eugenesmullet)

The thought of you with someone else makes me want to rip my eyes out. — My thoughts (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: poppykeanxo, via thestormafterthecalm)

shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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(via eugenesmullet)

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(via eugenesmullet)

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

(via sadisbadbutyourestillrad)

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